Eras

0.0 (before 2.4 billion BCE)

Pre-Pylistroph

1.0 (c. 2.4 billion BCE)

The Pylistroph

2.0 (c. 1.2 billion BCE)

Flight of the Daamin & Schism of the Hlutr. Nephestal founded.
2.1 (c. 600 million BCE)
Empire of the Iaranori
2.2 (c. 22 million BCE)
Virgo Wars
2.4 (c. 5.2 million BCE)
Avethellan Empire
2.6 (c. 1.63 million BCE)
Dorascan Empire
2.8 (c. 900,000 BCE)
Marpethtal Empire
2.9 (c. 800,000 BCE)
Empire of the Miethara

3.0 (c. 100,000 BCE)

Pre-Imperial Terra
3.75 Dance for the Ivory Madonna
3.962 "Gamester"
3.958 "Big Improvement"

4.0 (2153 CE/TE 0/12,153 HE)

5.0 (2624 CE/TE 471/12,624 HE)

Interregnum
5.38 A Rose From Old Terra

6.0 (2488 CE/12,488 HE)

New Continuum
6.55 "The Geas Ingenerate"

7.0 (10,274 CE/20,274 HE)

Second Terran Empire

8.0 (10,356 CE/24,356 HE)

Post-Imperial Humanity
8.5 The Leaves of October

9.0 (c. 3 million HE)

Endtime

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